Uncle Blizzard (by Yuletide Glee)

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By Cheyenne Medders and Stephen Jerkins of the Nobility.


Ooh he does this every year
Ooh why can't he disappear?

Uncle Blizzard
Uncle Blizzard! Winter Wizard!
He does this every year! He does this every year!
Uncle Blizzard! Goose and gizzard!
We're thankful to be fed! They're thankful to be dead!

Every single winter
Every turkey dinner
You wanna blow it all away
When you pay a visit it's no happy holiday

Why so bitter? Sharp as scissors?
Cause peace on Earth to end
You bring bad will to men
Oh so frigid! You freeze our digits!

Ooh he does this every year
Ooh why can't he disappear?

Uncle Blizzard! Winter Wizard!
Lords a leaping! Grim's a'reaping!
You're married to Aunt Arctica!
No singing Mele Kalikimaka


released December 18, 2017
released December 24, 2013
Written, performed and produced by Yuletide Glee.
Recorded at Suckling Babe Studios in December 2013.
Contains words from A Christmas Carol by Charles Dickens.
Background photo public domain

©2013 Stephen Jerkins and Cheyenne Medders (Dancing Room SESAC)


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